“Three goals, one assist”
Dorman Ramírez Agudelo drove River Plate’s 8-0 win over Newell’s Old Boys, turning a one-sided contest into a personal masterclass.

Dorman Ramírez Agudelo was the defining presence in River Plate’s 8-0 defeat of Newell’s Old Boys, scoring three times and assisting another goal in the Argentine Premier Division on 2 September. The scale of the victory was startling; its central figure was unmistakable.
Ramírez Agudelo played all 90 minutes, completing 80 of his 87 passes and making three key passes as River repeatedly found ways through. He had six shots, four on target, and finished with a match rating of 10.0. River’s 78 per cent possession and 27 shots describe the weight of the performance, but his three goals gave its pressure a sharp, human focus.
The match was altered early: Luis Mendoza was sent off in the fifth minute, then Agustín Ferreyra followed in the 12th. Newell’s were left with nine, and recorded no shots. River’s advantage grew into an emphatic statement, with Osvaldo Gamboa contributing a goal and an assist before being replaced in the 57th minute, while Matías Moyano and Gabriel Fernández each supplied two assists.
For River, the result sits within a league start that has left them unbeaten after nine games and top after nine. It follows two 1-0 Copa Libertadores derby wins over San Lorenzo, a different kind of control and a reminder that this side has been winning close contests as well as overwhelming ones. The news of Cristian López’s damaged achilles tendon, expected to keep him out about 170 days, also gives the collective performance added importance, though it cannot diminish Ramírez Agudelo’s own work.
River have known title-winning runs before, but history offers no shortcut from one commanding afternoon to a season’s conclusion. On this night, the game belonged to Ramírez Agudelo: three finishes, one final pass, and a quiet authority that made the score feel less like a tally than a verdict.